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Friday, October 8, 2021

Sharing what's inside my DC Universe Cabinet

So I just recently had my Man Cave renovated and I would like to share the DC Part of my display area because of course I am a huge DC Universe fan first among all things. But I also love Marvel. But I can't say that the display area will be as huge as the space I allocated for my DC Action Figure Colllection. Now most of my collection is from the Mattel DC Universe Classics and DC Direct era. In my opinion, to this day, both of these toy lines are still the standard for DC action figure collecting. Though with McFarlane Toys' recent acquisition of the DC Direct brand, things will start to look interesting for DC Action Figure fans. Anyhow, my shelf space is divided into five layers. And each layer will have its own story and composition of the various DC Characters as seen in the comic books. This DC world building project that I started was thought of with a goal of acquiring at least one action figure representation from the comic book. So without much further introductions, let's go to the top most layer...

I call this the DC Super-Villains layer. Sorry if the others on the back can't be seen from here. I guess I need to invest on those display risers to make them look better on display. I'll probably enumerate them below...

From the back row to the front row
1.) DCUC Mr. Freeze
2.) DCUC Catman
3.) Kenner Legends of the Dark Knight BANE
4.) DC Direct Last Son Bizarro
5.) CNC DC Multiverse New 52 Doomsday
6.) King Kong (stand in for Grodd)
7.) Custom Giganta
8.) DC Direct OMAC
9.) DCUC Dr. Impossible
10.) DCUC Ocean Master
11.) CNC Solomon Grundy
12.) DCUC Yellow Lantern Scarecrow 
13.) DC Direct Anti-Monitor
14.) DCSH Mongul
15.) DC Direct Joker
16.) DC Direct Harley Quinn
17.) DCSH Doomsday
18.) DC Direct Justice Parasite
19.) DCUC Nite Lik
20.) DCUC Skallox
21.) DC Direct Parallax
22.) DC Direct Justice Lex Luthor
23.) DC Direct Justice Toyman
24.) DC Direct Justice Brainiac
25.) DCUC Black Manta
26.) DC Silver Age Direct Catwoman
27.) DC Direct Deadshot
28.) DC Direct Last Son Ursa
29.) DC Direct Last Son Zod
30.) DC Direct Public Enemies Metallo
31.) DCUC Eclipso
32.) DC Direct Monitor
33.) DCUC Captain Cold
34.) Custom figure Non
35.) DCUC Amazo
36.) DCUC Silver Banshee
37.) DC Direct Ra's Al Ghul
38.) DCSH Brainiac
39.) DCUC Reverse Flash
40.) DC Direct Mxyzptlk
41.) DCSH Darkseid
42.) DCSH Desaad
43.) DCSH Deathstroke
44.) DC Direct Alexander Luthor
45.) DCUC Black Adam
46.) DC Direct Dr. Sivana
47.) DCUC Star Sapphire
48.) DCUC Cheetah
49.) DC Direct Black Hand
50.) DC Direct Livewire
51.) DCUC Sinestro
52.) DC Direct Superboy Prime

Next two layers are the DC Superheroes layers. With the top layer composed of the various Justice League members and the Green Lantern Corps. With the second layer consisting of the Teen Titans, Marvel Family, Justice Society of America, Crime Syndicate and other heroes affiliated or those briefly joined the aforementioned teams. Here's what I have according to teams and in no particular order.

Justice League
1.) DCUC Mr. Miracle
2.) DCUC Big Barda
3.) DCUC Atom
4.) DCUC Green Arrow
5.) DC Direct Black Widow
6.) DC Direct Orion
7.) DCUC Captain Atom (Gold)
8.) DCUC Red Arrow
9.) DCUC Adam Strange
10.) DCUC Deadman
11.) DC Direct Lobo
12.) DCUC Firestorm
13.) DCUC Wonder Twins (Zan and Jayna)
14.) DCUC Red Tornado
15.) DC Direct Aquaman (Hook Hand)
16.) DCUC Aquaman
17.) DCUC Wonder Woman
18.) DCUC Superman
19.) DCUC Custom Batman
20.) DCUC Flash
21.) DCUC Hal Jordan Green Lantern
22.) DC Direct Elongated Man
23.) DC Direct Plastic Man
24.) DCUC Martian Manhunter
25.) DC Direct Zatanna
26.) DC Direct Vibe
27.) DC Direct Fire
28.) DC Direct Ice
29.) DCUC Booster Gold
30.) DCUC Blue Beetle

Green Lantern Corps.
1.) DCUC Guy Gardner
2.) DCUC Sodam Yat
3.) DC Direct Kilowog
4.) DCUC Abin Sur
5.) DCUC John Stewart
6.) DCUC Kyle Rayner
7.) DCUC Tomar Re

DC Direct Justice Alex Ross Box Set
1.) Superman
2.) Batman
3.) Wonder Woman
4.) Green Lantern
5.) Aquaman
6.) Flash
7.) DC Direct Martian Manhunter

Kenner Super Powers
1.) Firestorm
2.) Aquaman
3.) Wonder Woman
4.) Superman
5.) Kenner Movie Batman
6.) Flash
7.) Green Lantern
8.) Cup Holder Superman
9.) Cup Holder Wonder Woman
10.) Darkseid
11.) Steppenwolf
12.) Desaad
13.) Kalibak
14.) Penguin
15.) Lex Luthor
16.) Joker
17.) Brainiac

DCUC Crime Syndicate of America
1.) Ultraman
2.) Super Woman
3.) Earth 2 Batman (Thomas Wayne) (still can't get a decently priced Owlman figure)
4.) Johnny Quick
5.) Power Ring
6.) Earth 3 Lex Luthor

Teen Titans/Young Justice
1.) DCUC Beastboy
2.) DCUC Wally West
3.) DCUC Raven
4.) DCUC Starfire
5.) DCUC Cyborg
6.) DCUC Donna Troy
7.) DC Direct Wonder Girl 
8.) DC Direct Super Boy Kon El
9.) Mattel Robin
10.) DC Direct Impulse
11.) DC Direct Brother Blood
12.) DCUC Arrowette
13.) DCUC Aqualad
14.) DC Direct Blue Beetle

Marvel Family
1.) DCUC Shazam
2.) DC Direct Billy Batson
3.) DC Direct Mary Marvel 
4.) DC Direct Captain Marvel Jr.
5.) DC Direct Hoppy

Justice Society of America
1.) DCUC Dr. Fate
2.) DC Justice Direct Hawkgirl
3.) DCUC Spectre
4.) DC Direct Identity Crisis Hawkman
5.) DCUC Dr. Midnite
6.) DC Direct Sandman
7.) DC Direct Jay Garrick Flash
8.) DC Direct Alan Scott Green Lantern
9.) DC Direct Starman
10.) DC Direct Hourman
11.) DCUC Mr. Terrific
12.) DC Direct Stargirl
13.) DCUC Commander Steel
14.) DC Direct Crisis on Infinite Earths Superman
15.) DCUC Wildcat
16.) DC Direct Public Enemies Power Girl
18.) DCUC Supergirl
19.) DCUC Magog
20.) DCUC Martian Manhunter
21.) DC Direct Golden Age Atom
22.) DC Direct Golden Age Atom (alternate costume)

Outsiders
1.) DCUC Black Lightning
2.) DC Direct Batman
3.) DCUC CNC Metamorpho
 
Lastly, the last two layers of my display cabinet consists of the Superman/Batman Family and a layer full of my favorite Superhero of all time, Superman. 

Daily Planet
1.) DC Direct Perry White
2.) DC Direct Jimmy Olsen
3.) DC Direct Lois Lane
4.) DCSH Clark Kent
5.) Custom Lex Luthor (DC Multiverse Luthor Head on DCUC Question body)
6.) DC Direct Norman Mckay (from the Kingdom Come mini series)
7.) DC Direct Diana Prince
8.) DC Direct Red Son Hal Jordan
9.) DCUC Guardian

Reign of the Supermen/ Team Superman
1.) DCSH Supergirl
2.) DCUC Eradicator
3.) DCUC Superboy
4.) DCSH Steel
5.) DCSH Cyborg Superman
7.) DC Direct Natasha Irons
8.) DC Direct Mon El
9.) DC Direct Kingdom Come Magog
10.) DC Multiverse New 52 Wonder Woman
11.) DCUC Dark Knights Returns Superman
13.) DC Icons Rebirth Superman
14.) DC Icons Jonathan Kent Superboy
16.) DC Direct Super Lois  (Which I use as a stand in for Lara with a baby) 
17.) DCUC Armored Suit Lex Luthor
18.) DC Direct Composite Superman/Batman (which I use as the centerpiece to divide Superman/Batman)

Bat Family
1.) Mattel Batman
3.) DC Multiverse Dark Knight Returns Flash
4.) DC Multiverse Dark Knight Returns Armored Batman
5.) DCUC Arkham Origins Batman
6.) DCUC Vigilante
7.) DC Direct Arkham Batman
8.) DC Direct Lee Bermejo Batman
9.) DC Multiverse Red Hood
10.) DC Multiverse Batwing
11.) DCUC Batgirl
12.) DCUC Robin
13.) DCUC Batman (Black Suit)
14.) DCUC Jonah Hex
15.) Kenner Knightfall Azrael Batman
16.) Kenner Martial Arts Batman (Stand in for Dick Grayson Batman because of the bluish Batman insignia, same as Nightwing's blue)
17.) Mattel Unmasked Bruce Wayne (custom made)
18.) Custom Catwoman (Marvel Legends female body with Arrowette's head)
19.) Mattel Nightwing
20.) Mattel Bruce Wayne
21.) DC Direct Dark Victory Jim Gordon
22.) Kenner Azrael
23.) DCUC Question
24.) DCUC Batman Beyond
25.) DC Direct Custom Superman (Gary Frank head from DC Direct New Krypton Commande El head on DC Direct Superman body)

The last layer is an all Superman related display depicting various versions and incarnations of Superman. Here's the list.

1.) DC Multiverse Calvin Ellis Superman
3.) DC Direct New 52 Wonder Woman
6.) DC Direct Black Lantern Superman
9.) DCUC Ultraman
13.) DCUC Superman Blue
16.) DC Direct Superman (from Muhammad Ali two pack Art of Jose Luis Garcia Lopez)
18.) Playskool Krypto
19.) Mattel Superman (from kids Batman toyline)
20.) DC Direct Silver Age Superboy
22.) DC Direct Kingdom Come Superman (Art of Alex Ross)
24.) DCUC Super Powers Custom Superman (DC Multiverse Kingdom Come Superman head)
25) DC Direct Justice Superman (Art of Alex Ross)
27.) DC Direct Justice League Superman (Art of Ed Benes)
28.) Direct New Gods Superman (Art of Jack Kirby)
29.) DC Multiverse New 52 Superman
30.) DCSH Superman (Black S Logo)
31.) Mattel Total Heroes Supeman
34.) DC Multiverse Rebirth Superman
35.) DC Direct Red Son President Superman
36.) DC Direct History of the DC Universe Superman (Art of George Perez)
38.) DC Direct Superwoman (Art of Ed McGuiness)
39.) DC Direct All-Star Superman (Art of Frank Quitely)
40.) DC Direct All-Star Super Lois (Art of Frank Quitely)
41.) DCUC Public Enemies Superman (from the Public Enemies Animated Movie)

Some of my more recent Superman collections were put back in the box because of space constraints. But you can check out some of my reviews by clicking on the link above. Hopefully I would be able to do more reviews soon.

So basically, that's all that fits my DC Display Cabinet for now. Still my favorite section of all my Display Cabinet. 

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Sunday, July 28, 2019

Maven Collectibles Blank Body Review

Surprisingly, last year I got an e-mail from the guys at Maven Collectibles, asking me if I could feature their product. I gladly said yes, because at one glance of their prototype bodies, I find the company's creations very promising. With that, I did an interview with them to know more about their company and product offerings. Last month, I finally received a package from them, a sampler of their 1:12th Scale Superheroine Blank Body Female Action Figure. This entry will be a review of that product.

The 1:12th Scale Superheroine Blank Body Female Action Figure set consists of 6 interchangeable heads as shown above plus the one attached on the figure above. The 6 heads comes in varying expressions including a mouthless one. 

The set also comes with 6 pair of hands, 2 pairs of feet, 1 knife, and 1 gun. The hands varies in different types of orientation including a couple of hands that can hold the gun and knife. 

6 varying kind of hairdos are also included to help make the figure's hairstyles more dynamic that would suit a customizer's taste.  

The figure features an insane amount of articulation. Over 30 in fact which consists of the following: 
Ball Jointed neck, Hinged Swivel arms, Swivel Biceps, Double Hinged Elbows, Hinged and Swivel wrists, Ball Jointed Torso, Ball Jointed Hips, Swivel Thigh, Double Hinged Knees, Hinged and Ball Jointed Ankle, and lastly, Hinged Toes. That articulation rivals those of Hasbro's Marvel Legends and DC Collectibles recent toy line DC Essentials.  

Speaking of Marvel Legends and DC Collectibles, for my scale comparison, I used a Marvel Legends Thundra and a DC Essentials Superman figures. Thundra is one of the tallest female figures in the Marvel Legends toy line so it was inevitable that I chose her as comparison. I used a DC Essentials Superman on the other hand because I wanted to see how the figure's scale is when compared to Superman because I have plans of customizing this Blank Female body as a Lois Lane figure to pair her up with Superman because there seems to be a lack of Lois Lane figures released. So the figure stands approximately 7 inches tall, probably too big for Hasbro and Mattel's toylines but could really work well with Marvel Select and DC Essentials.

A closer comparison with the DC Essentials Superman shows that the Blank Female Body is slightly taller compared to Superman. Could be a perfect She-Hulk custom, but I would rather stick to my original Lois Lane figure plan.
The figure's plastic material is very sturdy and actually quite heavy for its' joints. That after a few plays and poses, the joints started to loosen up. Something that is in common with the DC Essentials toyline like the Superman above who has flimsy ankles, making him hard to stand. But its sturdiness is a big plus to consider, especially after the general knowledge that DC Collectibles seems to be bad when it comes to the sturdiness of their products.  The figure is still awesome overall and is a customizer's dream blank body considering that the only other blank bodies available in the market are those from Figma, which is built more for the anime types. Below are some more shots of the figure.







I think Maven Collectibles deserves to bag a licensing deal with any of the more popular characters. I think after this, Maven should explore licensing deals. They've got great action figure bodies and just imagine them handling Marvel or DC characters. The possibilities are quite endless with their dynamic figures.

So would I recommend the product? Absolutely! Because the durability and the awesome articulations is very well worth your money. Customizers no longer need to disassemble those other action figures when customizing, they could go on straight ahead with their customizing projects by purchasing the readily available Blank Bodies by Maven Collectibles. I myself is not that good when it comes to customizing and painting but with this blank body readily available, I think I'll give customizing a try. I'd probably post my finished product in the near future. And I'm sticking with Lois Lane by the way. To purchase your figure and to get to know more about Maven Collectibles, visit their website at www.mavencollectibles.com I hope you guys could share your customized Maven blank bodies for me to see.

Sunday, September 9, 2018

DC Essentials Superman Action Figure Review

The long wait is finally over. DC Essentials Superman has finally hit our favorite collectible stores. And I thought I have seen the last of my days purchasing these action figures since I haven't found any more Superman action figures worth collecting. But the moment the DC Essentials line was announced, I knew that I had to get a Superman figure from this line. So how do I find the figure? Read On!
The first week of September 2018 was a great week for Superman fans as the DC Essentials Superman action figure was released along with the seventh concluding issue of the new Justice League story arc which featured Jim Lee's artwork on its variant cover. No Superman fan should let this week pass without at least getting one or both of these.
Upon unboxing, the figure is seen bounded with those annoying twisties on the waist and a transparent rubber band on the ankles. I'm also annoyed with those blister holes where they slide in the rubber capes. I always get freaked out while sliding the cape out to get the entire figure out from the blisters. Sometimes the sharp blister edges on the hole damages the rubber cape. So you'll have to take the cape out slowly.
For the longest time, one of the recurring complaints in a Superman action figure are their inability to look up, thus rendering those Superman action figures an inability to come up with accurate flight poses. DC Essentials fixes those problem as they finally gave us a swivel and hinged neck that could be posed way way up. This Superman figure finally solves a lot of action figure collector's problem when it comes to Superman's flight poses.
The figure is packed with tons of points of articulation. The figure has a swivel and hinged neck, hinged and swivel arms, swivel biceps, double hinged elbows, swivel and hinged wrists, hinged abs, swivel waist, G.I. Joe styled ball jointed hips, swivel thighs, double hinged knees, swivel boots, and swivel and hinged ankles. I could say this probably is the Superman action figure with the most points of articulation.  
I must say however that the ankle joints are such a pain as I feel overtime, they'd become loose. I had a hard time making the figure stand while I was taking photos of it because of the flimsy ankle coupled with a heavy rubber cape. But this Superman is best displayed in a flying pose because of its neck joint. So this shouldn't be a problem.
The paint applications are quite done well in the figure I got. And no, those solid yellow belts are not paint errors as DC Essentials designed those belts that way. I just don't know why they skipped the red colors in those belts as the source material in the comics also sports those red colors. There's a part of me that wants to do a quick repaint in those belts though.
One of the qualms I have with this figure is the cape's design. The folded cape design somehow makes this Superman look less grandiose than the usual. Or maybe I was just spoiled with the large capes that those Henry Cavill Superman action figures usually sports.
I couldn't seem to get which artwork this figure was based on. Kinda like a mixed between Jim Lee, Jason Fabok, or maybe even David Finch's art. But a lot seems to be in agreement that the likeness of this figure pretty much looks like this:
In case you guys don't know him, he is Herbert Chavez, the self proclaimed PINOY Superman. He has done tons of plastic surgeries on his face trying to capture the facial look of Superman. And my, in action figure form, this face has got to be one of the most beautiful Superman faces in action figure history.
The figure stands at approximately 7 inches. Usually comparable to the older DC Direct figures which stands between 6.5 to 7 inch. The figure towers over the older DC Collectibles Icons series, the action figure series that preceded the Essentials series. The photo above is a comparison of the Superman Rebirth figure from the Icons series.
The costume in this action figure is an evolved look of the classic Blue and Red costume. For close to 7 years, DC has done away with the Red trunks, only to have them back when DC celebrated the release of Action Comics 1000. This evolved look also adopted cuffs designs that was first seen in the Man of Steel movie and later on adopted by the Rebirth costume.
Through the years, contrary to popular beliefs, Superman's costume has been in constant evolution since from the beginning. Pictured above is the evolution of his comic book continuity costumes in action figure form. On the other hand, I'll be sharing more photos of this figure in various action poses below.
The fabled flight pose
Jim Lee action figure?
The first story arc where this figure's costume was extensively used.
Mattel DC Super Heroes Superman, DC Direct JLA Superman, DC Essentials Superman 
To end this entry, I can't really say that this DC Essentials Action Figure is the best Superman Action Figure for this scale. But for sure he belongs to my TOP 3 best highly articulated Superman Action Figures based from the Comic Book. I excluded other iterations especially the NECA Christopher Reeve Superman because in my book, that is still the best Superman action figure in this scale. This figure is highly recommended for those looking for a generic comic book Superman action figure. However, you'll be facing scale issues when displayed together with the smaller DCUC figures. But that is just a small problem to have because this DC Essentials Superman action figure is best displayed alone. Especially with the flight pose that it could give you.  

Monday, July 30, 2018

SDCC Exclusive Beast Kingdom Superman

Beast Kingdom SDCC Exclusive Superman
I've been waiting for this figure to arrive in the Philippines shores because I was excited to own a piece of this Henry Cavill Superman in classic costume. I know that this figure had some very bad reviews but this did not deter me from getting my hands on this figure and see for myself if the bad reviews it got was well warranted. Well read on for my verdict.

Box Front Art
The box front art shows us the action figure in a classic Superman pose rendered in comic book art style. The box colors looks attractive enough to jump off the shelves and grab your attention.

Back art
The back art of the box on the other hand gives us a look of the figure along with the contents of the box. Nothing flashy but the figure looks awesome in the photos.

Upon opening it however, I was aghast to see MICHAEL JACKSON wearing a Superman costume! It made me get another look at it and I just couldn't find Henry Cavill's likeness in the figure.


The figure comes with three sets of hands and a display base to help make the figure stand. No extra head and other accessories. 
Disappointingly, the display base does not expand in height, preventing you from posing the figure in flight poses. The base has a printed insignia of Batman V Superman Dawn of Justice and of course Superman's name. This figure originally came out in the original Batman V Superman Superman suit, albeit released years after the theatrical release of the movie. Didn't know why this figure came in late but he did come with Batman, Armored Batman, and Wonder Woman to complete the set. The San Diego Comic Con exclusive figures on the other hand were repaints of the original release (except Armored Batman). The figures were repainted in "comic book" colors as per the Press Release of the figures. Superman also had an additional figure for SDCC which featured him in the highly controversial Black Suit. Highly controversial because fans clamored for it to appear in the Justice League movie. Something that should not be talked about here though..... unless a Justice League SNYDER CUT is released!
From whatever angle I see him, I just couldn't see Henry Cavill's likeness in the figure. I don't get it why Beast Kingdom opted to put his flesh colors in a lighter tone. Probably to mimic the comic book colors? But damn, he really looks like a baby powdered up Superman. He looks like a cross of Michael Jackson and that famous Superman cosplayer from the Philippines who underwent multiple facial surgery to try to get Superman's look.
We got a pretty good articulation count. A ball jointed head, a ball jointed neck, ball jointed and hinged shoulders that you could pull to give it more variety of poses, swivel biceps, ball jointed elbows, ball jointed wrists, ball jointed chest and waist, ball jointed and hinged hips that can be pulled similar to the shoulders, swivel leg, ball jointed double hinged knee, ball jointed ankle, and hinged toes. That's tons of articulation there but there are some weird articulation gimmicks as seen in the next photo. 

The shoulders and hips looks hideous when pulled, giving us a hideous gap in between. Though I have to commend Beast Kingdom for their attempt to revolutionize action figure articulation. You'll have to hide those gaps when posing or taking photos of this figure though.   
The figure comes in a silky cloth cape with wires to give you dynamic cape positioning. Or it may appear so. Because those wires are just too soft to hold the heavy cape. The wires actually does nothing much to give you those dynamic cape positioning. I don't remember Superman having this grandiose type cape in the movie. Probably almost like this but definitely not this much. 
I like it that the cape has a rubber type print of the yellow Superman Insignia. You'll have to watch out for that rubber though cause I presume wear and tear and old age would give you cracks on the print.... like what happened to my Hot Toys Christopher Reeve Superman's S shield... SOB! 
From left to right: Movie Masters Man of Steel Superman, Justice League Superman, Beast Kingdom Superman, and Bootlegged Black Suit Superman
The only reason why I chose this Superman figure over the black suited one was because I wanted to own a Henry Cavill Superman in different suits. And this suit offers you a classic look of Cavill's Superman in classic colors. This is probably the closest look we could get of Michael Jackson, I mean Henry Cavill in Christopher Reeve costume colors. (Though I remember there was one photo circulating in the net where Cavill wore Reeve's original Superman suit). Also, pardon me for using a bootlegged Black Suited Superman in the photo as I didn't open my Man of Steel black suit Superman. But I promise you I own one, so please do pardon me lol!    
Here's a side by side comparison of the different Supermen that came out in the movies and T.V. plus a Kotobukiya Super Powers Superman. The Beast Kingdom Superman probably stands between 8 to 9 inch. So the trunks are back just like in the comic books eh?
Here's a scale comparison of the Beast Kingdom Michael Jackson Henry Cavill  Superman and the NECA Christopher Reeve Superman. Still couldn't find a similar scaled Henry Cavill Superman to complement the Neca Reeve Superman as the Mattel Movie Masters are smaller when compared to the NECA Superman. 
This might probably do the trick though, a Cavill Superman that came from the Batman V Superman Ultimate Battle two pack deluxe figure. Now with both almost similarly scaled Henry Cavill Superman figure pictured side by side, which colors do you prefer? 
Taking Flight
Ravishing Henry LOL!


Super Strong

Up Up and Away

Care to Step Outside?

With DC Collectors T.V. Series Supergirl



Action Comics 1

My verdict? If you could avoid the figure please do. I know there are better choices than this, for one the discontinued DC Films Superman by far looks so much better than this figure (though I don't own one). I was having second thoughts of the figure when I saw the box. I wanted to see the actual figure first but the box was sealed. And the store attendant was only willing to open it if I would guarantee to buy one. Hence, I bought one. But for novelty reasons and just a different presentation of a Henry Cavill Superman in your collection, then this figure is passable enough for you to buy one. I'm good with it, but I'd probably sell this figure at the price I got it for if there's an offer. Billie Jean is not my lover, she's just a girl who claims that I am the one, but the kid is not my son... SONNUVA GUN! I'M SINGING A MICHAEL JACKSON SONG!